1000 hp Port-a-potty

lol! Kinda sad to think that a toilet would smoke my car:

From Top Gear:
May 3, 2007
Gone potty

If going too quickly scares the crap out of you, American inventor Paul Stender has the perfect solution: the Port-O-Jet.

It's a portable toilet, but with a 1000bhp Boeing jet turbine attached and is capable of shooting out 10m long flames.

While sitting on the throne, Paul sees where he's going through a couple of small holes in the door. No jokes about holes in toilet doors, please. You're better than that.

The £5000 jet potty is part of Paul's collection of jet-powered toys, which he uses as part of his stunt display show.